First crush: My first crash?! When was my first crash? What do you mean? Oh... my first crush. A boy, you mean. It was probably some boy at school... I'm not going to answer this question. Are all the questions like this? If they are I'm not answering any of them.
Have you ever tried to get bubblegum out of your hair with peanut butter? No. I had to cut some bubblegum out of my hair once with a pair of scissors. Nobody had told me about peanut butter. Does it work?
Have your ever thought you were a bus stop? Er, no. Well, sort of. One time I went to four or five different bus stops, and never got a bus at any of them and when I tried to sit down near one of the bus stops I fell over. I suppose at some stage during the day I mighü have thought that I was a bus stop.
When did you last iron a shirt? About 10 years ago. I never iron shirts - I used to get someone else to do them. I'd usually find someone I could talk into doing the ironing if it had to be done. It's not that I've never ironed a shirt, I have done it but it was a very long time ago. Have I ever ironed trousers? Nah! That's even more complicated than shirts. I used a trouser press last night though. There was one in my hotel rooom. You just leave them in the press overnight. It's very easy.
What's your living room look like? Well, the walls are red and the ceiling's red too. Does the color drive me bonkers? It does, yes. I've got a few posters on the walls too. I've got a big bullfight poster from Spain and a couple of pub mirrors as well - you know those mirrors they have in pubs. I don't keep the place tidy. I try, but it's never very clean.
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