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Britney Speared; She Wins 'Worst-Dressed' Title

HOLLYWOOD fashion guru Mr Blackwell unveiled his annual list of the worst-dressed women celebrities yesterday. And topping the poll was pop queen Britney Spears. Bitchy Blackwell ripped apart her two-piece, stomach-baring outfits as "Madonna's rejects". The former designer's sartorial onslaught comes in the week when the teen sensation wore eight different get-ups while co-hosting the 28th Music Awards in Los Angeles. Madonna herself doesn't escape the list, neither does British actress Liz Hurley. Mr Blackwell's list of shame is below and, for balance, Daily Record feature writer ANNIE BROWN replies on behalf of the victims. ANGELINA JOLIE HE SAYS: Fashion interrupted. Hit by Gen-X gothic hex ANNIE SAYS: So feminine, she doesn't need a frock to prove it BJORK HE SAYS: Alice in Blunderland. She looks like a fractured fashion fairy tale ANNIE SAYS: Bjork is clearly insane and her clothes clearly reflect that. MADONNA HE SAYS: Any way you label it, she's just kitschy, kitschy, kitschy ANNIE SAYS: If Madonna is kitschy, then kitschy is cool LIZ HURLEY HE SAYS: Poor Liz. A word of advice, buy a coat. ANNIE SAYS: If she had, we would have been spared Liz flashing her thighs CHRISTINA AGUILERA HE SAYS: Is she a boring bungle or auditioning for Sheena of the Jungle? ANNIE SAYS: Might we suggest you could be getting a little old for this Mr Blackwell? LAURA SCHLESSINGER HE SAYS: For fashion horror, no one does it better. A turtlenecked terror. ANNIE SAYS: The right wing doctor Laura needs a flour sack with eyeholes. COURTNEY LOVE HE SAYS: No one's fashion is tackier and wackier. ANNIE SAYS: You can drag the girl out the trash but... MARIA CAREY HE SAYS: Her x-rated Baby Doll disasters are laughably low rent. ANNIE SAYS: True. Mariah and her mermaid's cascading hair is just too cutesy KATHERINE HARRISON HE SAYS: The brassy lassie from Talahassie needs cosmetic direction. ANNIE SAYS: A major cover-up is definitely required for the Florida Republican BRITNEY SPEARS HE SAYS: Her bra-topped collection of Madonna rejects are pure fashion overkill ANNIE SAYS: Overkill yes - for flabbier females. But how virginal does a girl have to be? Source: Daily Record